outofcontextdnd:

DM: You hear scratching at the stone door.
Investigator: We open it.
DM: A mummified jaguar leaps through the door and attacks.
Swashbuckler: Why is it never butterflies!?

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rosalarian:

I’ve been kind of obsessed with these things. My roommate actually moved out before he could give me this warning, so I had this conversation in my head instead. Heh heh. 

rosalarian:

I’ve been kind of obsessed with these things. My roommate actually moved out before he could give me this warning, so I had this conversation in my head instead. Heh heh. 

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nothings-great-anymore:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

Yes Phil

(Source: kgrrsten)

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ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

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vomitus-creeper:

tealecoco:

WWW.TEALECOCO.COM

Teale wearing our “Cult” Bloomers, “Coven” Bralette, “Devils Tongue” crop and “Demonic Possessions” shoulder harness 
shot by Sean Higgins

FOLLOW MY BRAND!!!! ^^^^

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sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

(Source: holmesno)

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breathinginlifeandbeauty:

newyorkbabydoll:

Is this bad that turned me on

Not bad at all (:

breathinginlifeandbeauty:

newyorkbabydoll:

Is this bad that turned me on

Not bad at all (:

(Source: mydeargun)

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